Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Quick! Someone grab the Poke Flute to wake her up.
He won the "Most Likely to Not Get Laid" superlative.
[with a small wave of his hand] "This isn't the room you were looking for. But you will take off your bra now."
Mario Beer Pong is so going to be the next Wii game.
They must've turned down so many douchey orcs at clubs.
Iron. Construction Paper. What's the diff?
"I should've divorced him when I had the chance," said his miserable wife through a forced smile.
There's an 8 foot cord attached to her... back.
I'd like to push her buttons.
The most elusive Pokemon of all - Triasisaur.
That still won't make you cool, NERD!
There's no greater dastardly duo than gingivitis and plaque.
I hope that "V" doesn't stand for Virginity.
Muggles need not apply.
This is my Final Fantasy.
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