Show this to your dad if he ever complains about you wasting a beautiful day inside again.
Oh, look, it's my childhood condensed into a single object.
"Do you ever think about paws?"
If anything, you could say this train was rare.
It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.
It's a lot sexier in slow motion.
It's just one more fun thing for nerds to miss out on.
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.
It's not often that the tattoo is better than the book, movie, and everything else in the world combined.
His kryptonite is attention.
Be careful sitting like that, you might get a stiff neck or diabetes.
She's so dedicated to the theme, she only eats fruit and Dots candy while wearing it.
Training tip: These dogs are easily startled... but they'll come back in greater numbers.
He went straight from housetraining to Jedi training.
The bark side I sense in you.