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Does it still come with Garage Band?
No VD for my precious.
Bite my shiny, metal beep boop whirr.
More like uSuck if you do any of these things, ammirite fellas?! But seriously, with the announcement of the new iPhone 5 today, we really need to remind you guys to not do any of this, ever. Mac on, …
Fast cars, hot women, and overpriced calculators.
Good news, everyone! LEGOs are awesome.
Dude, you look ridiculous. A white tie with a white shirt?
Finally, something to fend off these hordes of women chasing after me.
I find your lack of poise disturbing.
Ugh, so tacky. They should have used Comic Sans