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Does it still come with Garage Band?
No VD for my precious.
Bite my shiny, metal beep boop whirr.
More like uSuck if you do any of these things, ammirite fellas?! But seriously, with the announcement of the new iPhone 5 today, we really need to remind you guys to not do any of this, ever. Mac on, …
Fast cars, hot women, and overpriced calculators.
Good news, everyone! LEGOs are awesome.
Dude, you look ridiculous. A white tie with a white shirt?
Finally, something to fend off these hordes of women chasing after me.
I find your lack of poise disturbing.
Ugh, so tacky. They should have used Comic Sans
I've got a car. Now I'm sure to get all the girls.
When I say party you say syntax error! Party! Party!
"With great markers comes great irresponsibility.
This results in a chemical reaction that creates no worries for the rest of your days.
Will you be Mrs. The Doctor
Nowadays everything's getting a gritty reboot...
Okay, this is a ridiculous thing to do with a dead pet, but it's definitely what I want to do with my remains
Marriage: the final frontier.
Sorry, Mario, but the Princess is in another aquarium.
They're all honking at the oldest Batmobile in the front.
It never rusts, but you do have to blow on it every once in a while.
I spent all my money on consoles. Maybe I should have bought some games.