Tag: News

GODDAMN IT, ICELAND! AGAIN?! HotlinkGODDAMN IT, ICELAND! AGAIN?!
Corn crop racing is a hell of a drug HotlinkCorn crop racing is a hell of a drug
Even for a snake he's in the top 1% most intelligent Twitter users HotlinkEven for a snake he's in the top 1% most intelligent Twitter users
They should just pay this guy double and have him write twice as much HotlinkThey should just pay this guy double and have him write twice as much
In his defense, look at her HotlinkIn his defense, look at her
A challenger to "Tired Gay Succumbs To Dix" HotlinkA challenger to "Tired Gay Succumbs To Dix"
Too bad this woman wasn't in Hoth when Han and Luke were in the storm HotlinkToo bad this woman wasn't in Hoth when Han and Luke were in the storm
Hooker shouldn't have won that award, Prostitute got robbed HotlinkHooker shouldn't have won that award, Prostitute got robbed
The best thing to happen to South Dakota since I realized it wasn't North Dakota HotlinkThe best thing to happen to South Dakota since I realized it wasn't North Dakota
"Oh no he's got a knife...yeah, but it's bigger than mine" Hotlink"Oh no he's got a knife...yeah, but it's bigger than mine"
The difference between a mummy and a zombie is access to toilet paper HotlinkThe difference between a mummy and a zombie is access to toilet paper
When Reporters Are Attacked HotlinkWhen Reporters Are Attacked
You just know the military's gonna take over the website soon HotlinkYou just know the military's gonna take over the website soon
Correction #2: We do not regret this, it was hilarious HotlinkCorrection #2: We do not regret this, it was hilarious
I believe the answer is "Don't watch the news to begin with." HotlinkI believe the answer is "Don't watch the news to begin with."
I scream, you scream when you get hit by a snow plow HotlinkI scream, you scream when you get hit by a snow plow
Give me YouPorn or give me death! HotlinkGive me YouPorn or give me death!
Could be worse, he could be snorting Pixi Stix HotlinkCould be worse, he could be snorting Pixi Stix
Are they going to call it 'Four Chill Bro'? HotlinkAre they going to call it 'Four Chill Bro'?
I mean if you're into astrological signs, you've probably heard worse news in your life HotlinkI mean if you're into astrological signs, you've probably heard worse news in your life
Up to the minute tracking of the coming Apocalypse HotlinkUp to the minute tracking of the coming Apocalypse
New plate idea: Eat the DMV workers who banned this HotlinkNew plate idea: Eat the DMV workers who banned this
Tiger turned into a huge D bag. Quickly. HotlinkTiger turned into a huge D bag. Quickly.
The 10 Funniest News Bloopers Of 2010 HotlinkThe 10 Funniest News Bloopers Of 2010