This just in: It’s important to stay up to date on current events. Without the news, most of us would be uninformed on breaking stories and other noteworthy information, like which anchor or reporter dropped an “f-bomb” on live television.
hotlink GODDAMN IT, ICELAND! AGAIN?!
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| May 25, 2011
hotlink Corn crop racing is a hell of a drug
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| April 09, 2011
hotlink Even for a snake he's in the top 1% most intelligent Twitter users
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| March 29, 2011
hotlink They should just pay this guy double and have him write twice as much
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| March 25, 2011
hotlink In his defense, look at her
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| March 24, 2011
hotlink A challenger to "Tired Gay Succumbs To Dix"
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| March 19, 2011
hotlink Too bad this woman wasn't in Hoth when Han and Luke were in the storm
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| March 19, 2011
hotlink The best thing to happen to South Dakota since I realized it wasn't North Dakota
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| March 15, 2011
hotlink The difference between a mummy and a zombie is access to toilet paper
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| February 25, 2011
hotlink When Reporters Are Attacked
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| February 18, 2011
hotlink You just know the military's gonna take over the website soon
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| February 15, 2011
hotlink Correction #2: We do not regret this, it was hilarious
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| February 10, 2011
hotlink I believe the answer is "Don't watch the news to begin with."
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| February 09, 2011
hotlink I scream, you scream when you get hit by a snow plow
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| January 29, 2011
hotlink Give me YouPorn or give me death!
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| January 29, 2011
hotlink Could be worse, he could be snorting Pixi Stix
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| January 29, 2011
hotlink Are they going to call it 'Four Chill Bro'?
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| January 26, 2011


