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    Quiz: Actual Newspaper Story of Onion Headline?
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    I want to go to there
    As a member of the Internet, I'm glad to be a part of this
    Now I REALLY don't want to go to Tufts
    Best party ever!
    Lousy, no good, new poor people...
    I wouldn't vote for him, not after the way Petoria ended
    Hope it was worth saving $12
    Wow. I would have given him one for half that
    Oh man, I am glad I'm not an MMA fighter right now

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