He knows what you did last November.
There's a chance of morning showers with a guarantee of afternoon graphics guy firing.
Animal control waited years for an opportunity like this.
It's a knockers' market.
Bacon was supposed to be the olive branch of our generation.
To be fair pony was the nickname for her grandmother.
"This just in: Everything I ate to day is going to come out."
BREAKING NEWS: NEWS IS BROKEN
This guy is one embarrassing tape away from having his own TV show.