Be informed, don't let sleezy sleezers hand hug you.
Norah O'Donnell seems to have a bit of a reputation.
Grab life by the balls.
In other news, large bearded men taste like stale cheetos.
Congrats, Sal, you've finally made it to the big league.
See, there's plenty of jobs available if you know where to look.
The best things in life are truly free.
To be fair, he was wearing the same shirt for the five years straight.
Aren't we all, Nik?
Yeah as the cool kids we mainly hang out by the dumpsters.
Nobody's gonna slow her down.
Mmmm, delicious dog bread.
This is how you write a headline.
This could be the story of the year, depending on how big that cat is.
That sounds unpleasant.
The only thing missing is a "USA" chant.
That's one hell of a bowel movement.
Hindustan Times seems to know something about Neil Armstrong that the rest of us don't.
Are you still waiting, or did he come?
If it weren't for edibles, this punishment would have sucked.