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This just in: It’s important to stay up to date on current events. Without the news, most of us would be uninformed on breaking stories and other noteworthy information, like which anchor or reporter dropped an “f-bomb” on live television.

Hero Teen Throws Amazing Party video Hero Teen Throws Amazing Party
End of the World Parody Originals video End of the World Parody
Squirrel Flashes News video Squirrel Flashes News
Breaking News picture Breaking News

I didn't realize your love life had it's own channel.

| 0 comments | yesterday
Slippery Weather Boobs picture Slippery Weather Boobs

In other news, every 13-year-old in town just fell on their tailbone.

| 6 comments | January 17, 2012
Breaking News: Guy Moons News Camera picture Breaking News: Guy Moons News Camera

The newscast wasn't a complete disaster, but cracks were definitely showing.

| 2 comments | January 13, 2012
Lady Thinks Earthquake is Neighbor's Donkey picture Lady Thinks Earthquake is Neighbor's Donkey

What the town's mayor does in his free time is his own business.

| 7 comments | January 10, 2012
Baby Born At Strip Club picture Baby Born At Strip Club

Well, that kid's life is pretty much mapped out.

| 3 comments | December 09, 2011
Man Killed To Death picture Man Killed To Death

SECOND VICTIM RESCUED TO LIFE

| 4 comments | October 19, 2011
Study: Staring At Breasts Increases Heart Health picture Study: Staring At Breasts Increases Heart Health

Just try not to get a heart on.

| 4 comments | October 14, 2011
Gang of Raccoons in Sacramento picture Gang of Raccoons in Sacramento

Animal control waited years for an opportunity like this.

| 0 comments | September 15, 2011
Fox Business Broad Displays Marvelous Boobies picture Fox Business Broad Displays Marvelous Boobies

It's a knockers' market.

| 17 comments | September 09, 2011
Bacon Assault Headline picture Bacon Assault Headline

Bacon was supposed to be the olive branch of our generation.

From Paul

| 6 comments | September 08, 2011
Girl Cries Over Pony picture Girl Cries Over Pony

To be fair pony was the nickname for her grandmother.

| 8 comments | August 29, 2011
News Channel Forgets to Write Headline picture News Channel Forgets to Write Headline

BREAKING NEWS: NEWS IS BROKEN

| 6 comments | August 26, 2011
Name the Crime picture Name the Crime

She was doomed since Day 1.

From Kenneth Hammonds

| 12 comments | April 19, 2011
"Well, at least I don't need an umbrella." picture "Well, at least I don't need an umbrella."

| 13 comments | January 21, 2011
This editorial courtesy of Creepy Pervs Weekly. But we're pretty sure they stole it from the Iowa State Daily. picture This editorial courtesy of Creepy Pervs Weekly. But we're pretty sure they stole it from the Iowa State Daily.

From Garrett Smith

| 34 comments | January 16, 2011
Then the Christian Science Monitor will tell you everything's OK and not to tell anyone, especially your parents. picture Then the Christian Science Monitor will tell you everything's OK and not to tell anyone, especially your parents.

| 29 comments | January 13, 2011
For $185.80 she could have just paid someone. picture For $185.80 she could have just paid someone.

From Amy

| 16 comments | January 12, 2011
She had no money, so he just robbed her of her last remaining dignity. picture She had no money, so he just robbed her of her last remaining dignity.

From Nauls

| 27 comments | December 08, 2010
Upon further inspection the 15-year-old boy was actually a goat in a human costume. picture Upon further inspection the 15-year-old boy was actually a goat in a human costume.

| 21 comments | November 29, 2010
Mourning Boner is so much less fun than Morning Boner. picture Mourning Boner is so much less fun than Morning Boner.

From ERIC

| 77 comments | October 18, 2010