In today's news: oops, my b.
The customer's always right. Just not always in the eyes of the law.
It just leaves a weird taste in your mouth.
Nippy weather we got there.
Selfies are the new mugshot
Witnesses on the scene have been getting down with their bad selves.
Rolling Stone, here are a few suggestions for covers other than the Boston bomber that might've gone over about as well, if not better.
His video posts per-game stat is off the charts.
I'm telling you, that kids gonna be the next Walter Cronkite. Purely in terms of looks though.
Dumb question, dumber answers.
Kids. They're such dogs.
A delicious red sauce was seen everywhere.
On the plus side, it's good advertising for a new apartment.
It's a small world after all.
Now that's what I call a double-fisted rejection.
2 fast. 2 furious. 2 impressive?
There are many ways to skin a cat when it comes to getting high from weed, eating it is probably not one of them.
It's just... so hard to comprehend.
That'll be a high of 3 degrees and a new low of this moment.
It was Colonel Mustard, in the drawing room, with the tig ole bitties.
Justice will be served in the form of your lunch money.