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This just in: It’s important to stay up to date on current events. Without the news, most of us would be uninformed on breaking stories and other noteworthy information, like which anchor or reporter dropped an “f-bomb” on live television.

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CNN's Breaking News Displays Gibberish "Yujyujyuj" picture CNN's Breaking News Displays Gibberish "Yujyujyuj"

Breaking News: Our headline writer has witnessed an unspeakable horror rendering him a gibbering idiot.

From fizzbatch

| 1 comment | May 21, 2012
Robert Griffin III Beats Off on Leno picture Robert Griffin III Beats Off on Leno

Leno's comedy is getting edgier.

From Daniel Brewer

| Be the first to comment! | May 18, 2012
Man Labeled "Dick Owner" picture Man Labeled "Dick Owner"

I'd be more surprised if he wasn't a dick owner.

From dummystupid

| Be the first to comment! | May 17, 2012
Reporter Caught on Camera with Her Dress Up picture Reporter Caught on Camera with Her Dress Up

The thing between her legs is part of the microphone. Or is it? Yes, it is.

From Uitklapstoel

| 3 comments | May 15, 2012
Brad Richards Credited with Giving 2 Shits in Hockey Game picture Brad Richards Credited with Giving 2 Shits in Hockey Game

Let it never be said that Brad Richards couldn't give two shits about the Rangers.

From Deadspin

| Be the first to comment! | May 15, 2012
Full Screen Title Goes Here picture Full Screen Title Goes Here

Funny caption goes here.

From SpiralSoul

| 1 comment | May 15, 2012
11-Month-Old Found in Sandwich picture 11-Month-Old Found in Sandwich

Always the last place you think of looking.

From Waste the Day

| 1 comment | May 14, 2012
ABC News & Current Events Looks Different with Open Door picture ABC News & Current Events Looks Different with Open Door

I've heard of affairs of the heart. This seems a little different.

From colandme

| Be the first to comment! | May 10, 2012
Batman Only Witness picture Batman Only Witness

Why didn't you do anything, Batman?

From NapoleonRobotique

| 1 comment | May 10, 2012
Billboard Implicates News Anchors in Rape Case picture Billboard Implicates News Anchors in Rape Case

You see them on TV every day, and you'd never think they'd be capable of that.

From Manpreetdhot

| Be the first to comment! | May 07, 2012
Tan Mother Charged with Bringing Daughter into Tanning Salon picture Tan Mother Charged with Bringing Daughter into Tanning Salon

Her mother was a leather couch.

From msnbc

| 3 comments | May 03, 2012
Guilty Convict Looks Way Too Happy picture Guilty Convict Looks Way Too Happy

If being happy is a crime, then call me guilty.

From Waste the Day

| Be the first to comment! | May 02, 2012
Newspaper Headline "Duck Stabbed" picture Newspaper Headline "Duck Stabbed"

The Beagle Boys are wanted for questioning.

From elixir22

| 2 comments | April 30, 2012
Woman Bitten by Monkey on Trip to Cure Fear of Monkeys picture Woman Bitten by Monkey on Trip to Cure Fear of Monkeys

So... was she cured?

From OldHooky

| 1 comment | April 25, 2012
Report of Suspicious Person Turns out to be Arnold Schwarzenegger picture Report of Suspicious Person Turns out to be Arnold Schwarzenegger

I'd be nervous too. Did you see how many people he killed in "Commando?"

From prule84

| 2 comments | April 13, 2012
Weather Report Predicts Rape picture Weather Report Predicts Rape

But there's always sunshine tomorrow. So that's something.

From AlwaysIndecisive

| 2 comments | April 04, 2012
Obama Newspaper Picture Plays Trombone picture Obama Newspaper Picture Plays Trombone

You wanna hear some news?

From 4rch

| 1 comment | March 30, 2012
Breaking News picture Breaking News

I didn't realize your love life had it's own channel.

| Be the first to comment! | February 14, 2012
Slippery Weather Boobs picture Slippery Weather Boobs

In other news, every 13-year-old in town just fell on their tailbone.

| 6 comments | January 17, 2012
Breaking News: Guy Moons News Camera picture Breaking News: Guy Moons News Camera

The newscast wasn't a complete disaster, but cracks were definitely showing.

| 2 comments | January 13, 2012