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			<title>CNN News Anchors Pretend to Have Satellite Interview, in The Same Parking Lot</title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 11:27:45 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[It's a small world after all.]]></description>
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			<title>The 10 Funniest People Ever Interviewed on the Local News</title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 14:47:12 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>With the news breaking of Cleveland hero Charles Ramsey rescuing three women that had been missing for 10 years, as well as his subsequently brilliant and entertaining news interview, let&#039;s take a look back at 9 other internet shooting stars who paved the way for his straight-to-autotune success, in reverse chronological order. First, today&#039;s story:</p>

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			<title>Cleveland Hero Finds Teens Missing for 10 Years</title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 11:37:03 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[A hero knows when something is wrong.

"The autotuned remix.":http://www.collegehumor.com/embed/6888585/little-pretty-white-girl-cleveland-hero-autotuned-remix]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 10:32:18 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[R-r-r-remix for all those little pretty white girls out there.

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			<title>Worst Fake Typing on the News, Ever</title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 29 Apr 2013 10:58:54 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[You only look professional if you're tappity-tap-tapping.]]></description>
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			<title>BEST PICTURES OF THE WEEK (April 26, 2013)</title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 26 Apr 2013 11:47:29 -0400</pubDate>
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			<title>Puerto Rican News Anchor Just Kind of Loses It Bruce Almighty Style</title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 26 Apr 2013 10:22:07 -0400</pubDate>
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			<title>Boss News Reporter Shuts Down Two Women Who Go in For a Kiss</title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 23 Apr 2013 11:25:58 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Now that's what I call a double-fisted rejection.]]></description>
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			<title>News Anchor's First Day on the Job: Says "F*cking Shit" Live on Air</title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 23 Apr 2013 10:46:12 -0400</pubDate>
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			<title>News Anchor Loses It Over Ryan Lochte's Stupidity and Cuteness</title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 19 Apr 2013 12:07:12 -0400</pubDate>
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			<title>20 Things That CNN Believes "Raise Eyebrows"</title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 15 Apr 2013 14:39:20 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><span class="caps">CNN</span>&#039;s use of the phrase &quot;raising eyebrows&quot; has been raising eyebrows over here at CollegeHumor. There&#039;s no news yet about why eyebrow raising is worthy of reporting on, or exactly how high the brows must be before being considered &quot;raised,&quot; or why nonsense fluff, serious issues, and completely acceptable things are equally as likely to be met with &quot;raised eyebrows,&quot; but we assume that <span class="caps">CNN</span> will eventually answer all these questions because their journalistic standards are higher than even our eyebrows. </p>

	<p>Here&#039;s 20 things that <span class="caps">CNN</span> believes raise people&#039;s eyebrows. Click on the titles to see the original article.</p>

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			<title>EPIC Shut Down of News Anchor</title>
			<pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2013 12:55:10 -0400</pubDate>
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			<title>Former Vice Mayor Drives With Genitals Hanging Out the Window</title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 09 Apr 2013 11:12:47 -0400</pubDate>
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			<title>Goat Wins Court Battle is Leading News Story in Sydney, Australia</title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 04 Apr 2013 13:08:23 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[There are many ways to skin a cat when it comes to getting high from weed, eating it is probably not one of them.]]></description>
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			<title>Tennis Racquet to the Pillow Therapy</title>
			<pubDate>Wed, 03 Apr 2013 11:13:23 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[40-(Years of Pent Up Feelings About a Lack of Maternal) Love.]]></description>
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			<title>Conan: "Spring Out of the Easter Bunny's Step" News Montage</title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 26 Mar 2013 12:32:24 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[All News *Is* Local!]]></description>
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			<title>Best News Bloopers: March 2013</title>
			<pubDate>Tue, 26 Mar 2013 10:51:48 -0400</pubDate>
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			<title>The Cause of Death? Bees, Possibly. Don't Jump to Conclusions</title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 25 Mar 2013 20:08:13 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Thanks for the "buzz"! Way to bee! Sting was a singer.]]></description>
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			<title>Worst Way to Die</title>
			<pubDate>Mon, 25 Mar 2013 11:36:41 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[It's just... so hard to comprehend.]]></description>
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			<title>KABOOYOW! Hail Storm Lady</title>
			<pubDate>Thu, 21 Mar 2013 12:55:49 -0400</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[She loved "Twister."]]></description>
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