"News" Video (Page 2)

She must have been typing something really important, like "LOL OMG!"

Any show Tim and Eric are on turns into a Tim and Eric show.

Honestly, what happened to this kid sucks. If he was crying any less hard, I would feel bad for laughing at him.

"When life gives you category four hurricanes, make hurricanade. But seriously, everyone needs to evacuate right now."

Love is so beautiful. Unless he means with the horse.

He's just entered the no spin zone, and soon the no job zone.

"Reporting used to be fun--thanks a lot."

They're so much more open and naive about sex in Europe.

Fun Fact: The average news anchor swallows eight spiders a year while they're sleeping.

Obviously we all want to know, which is why the next GOP debate is going to start in a fancy restaurant and then move to an elegantly decorated apartment.

She refuses to mix business with pleasure.

A news show or whatever, I guess. From Good Neighbor.

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Turns out Anchorman was a documentary.

Now he has no choice but to acknowledge his humps.

I saw weather live like 365 times last year.

"What the f*** do you mean I'm f***ing on the air right now?"

They should have been interviewing that bag from the beginning.

"When a man congratulates a woman's breasts, that is not news. When a woman's breasts bite a man, that is news." -Inaccurate, but still true, news adage.

"Meanwhile three are confirmed dead in a fire that broke out at a party taking place in my pants."

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The dinosaurs worry about the weather. Rawr!

From CH Staff