Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Both creative AND boring!
The broad went on to say, "blah, blah, blah" before being interrupted by the newsman so he could interview the chairman who retorted, "Fireman. Man-made. Mankind."
Dave would've caught this in his spell check if he hadn't added the word to his dictionary weeks earlier while writing a scathing letter to his ex-girlfriend.
This issue's header is actually tamer than usual. You should have seen last weeks, it was borderline sick.
So does it double as a telescope?
Beef on a Pig.
Desperate for a more mainstream audience, The Wall Street Journal has reduced itself to catch phrases.
Don't put your butt just anywhere.
Whatever, that's actually why they still print Cathy.
What? We said it was our bad, what else do you want?
The next paper had an article about him being nearly beaten to death.
Good advice, wrong problem.
The rare zero entendre.
The New England Journal of Medicine is a crappy tabloid that's never done any good for anybody.
The Rocky Mountain Collegian is now The Onion.
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