Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"Look mom, I made front page."
It's a beautiful day to pitch a tent.
"Our friend accidentally left his sunroof open. We accidentally filled it with the rest of the school's papers."
This is why it's important to wear a jockstrap.
I love newspapers. Not the information, just the feel of them.
Think about how many tragic headlines his stuff is under.
YOU ARE ALL SINNERS
Should I spent 50 cents on Rob or a Take 5 bar?
It's a suit and emergency toilet paper in one!
I told you I don't like Beetle Bailey!
You know (makes hand gesture) Pamela Anderson.
No thanks, I already threw out my back buying a Subaru.
Hey, it's cheaper then furniture.
It's not for you, it's for your brother.
"When my room mate drinks, he also becomes homeless."
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.