YOU ARE ALL SINNERS
Should I spent 50 cents on Rob or a Take 5 bar?
It's a suit and emergency toilet paper in one!
I told you I don't like Beetle Bailey!
You know (makes hand gesture) Pamela Anderson.
Now that's a newspaper I would read.
Hey, it's cheaper then furniture.
It's not for you, it's for your brother.
"When my room mate drinks, he also becomes homeless."
Angela! Suh-man-ta! I need a hand.
Chim chimmany chim chimmany chim chim cha-poop.
"We started drinking at 1."
"Our dorms are shitty."

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