Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
73rd time's the charm.
She also has to be a good listener.
"I don't know if anyone told you, but your child may be born very post-mature."
The one and only time you'd wish for it to break.
If only that sorority girl just waited another month.
I know it doesn't make much sense from just looking at the headline, but she was asking for it.
In other, less important news, the new leader of the free world was elected yesterday.
Woah, did you guys see this? I hope Rosie's okay.
She knew he was the one when he pulled out the "Achin' Beaver" line their first time in bed.
Both creative AND boring!
The broad went on to say, "blah, blah, blah" before being interrupted by the newsman so he could interview the chairman who retorted, "Fireman. Man-made. Mankind."
Dave would've caught this in his spell check if he hadn't added the word to his dictionary weeks earlier while writing a scathing letter to his ex-girlfriend.
This issue's header is actually tamer than usual. You should have seen last weeks, it was borderline sick.
So does it double as a telescope?
Beef on a Pig.
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