Tag: Newspapers (Page 5)

The next line reads: "This man was promptly given the International Medal of Being the Man." Picture The next line reads: "This man was promptly given the International Medal of Being the Man."
Six Iced, One Fired (into with a full clip from an AK-47) Continued on Page 6. Picture Six Iced, One Fired (into with a full clip from an AK-47) Continued on Page 6.
And they ask why journalism is dying. Picture And they ask why journalism is dying.
Dr. Devi Shetty? Hahaha! That is so ridic--oh right just got to Hitler. Picture Dr. Devi Shetty? Hahaha! That is so ridic--oh right just got to Hitler.
It's funny because her husband is dead. Picture It's funny because her husband is dead.
ARM YOURSELF WITH KNOWLEDGE. THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW THE TRUTH. Picture ARM YOURSELF WITH KNOWLEDGE. THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW THE TRUTH.
If you see something, say something. Especially when it could be a silver dollar. Picture If you see something, say something. Especially when it could be a silver dollar.
It's been a slow news century. Picture It's been a slow news century.
They would've used "Vagina' but it's way too hard to start a sentence with a V-word. Picture They would've used "Vagina' but it's way too hard to start a sentence with a V-word.
A Down Under Happy Ending? Is there any better ending to a story? Picture A Down Under Happy Ending? Is there any better ending to a story?
Don't you hate it when you're trying to e-mail a friend and you accidentally print a LOLcat in the newspaper? HotlinkDon't you hate it when you're trying to e-mail a friend and you accidentally print a LOLcat in the newspaper?
Work Sucks, No One Knows. Picture Work Sucks, No One Knows.
The lifeguard, rather unceremoniously, popped the beach balls with a long metal spike. Picture The lifeguard, rather unceremoniously, popped the beach balls with a long metal spike.
If you want to be racist in the New York Times, you damn well better be sure it's a pun. Picture If you want to be racist in the New York Times, you damn well better be sure it's a pun.
Nice work, caption writer. Nice work. HotlinkNice work, caption writer. Nice work.
Let's just assume crazy uncle Eddie blew the smoke in his face. Picture Let's just assume crazy uncle Eddie blew the smoke in his face.
Life just went downhill after that fateful day. Picture Life just went downhill after that fateful day.
Nothing worse than waking up the next day and having to get Plan B: Rabies Shot. Picture Nothing worse than waking up the next day and having to get Plan B: Rabies Shot.
Once you go Barack you never go back. Picture Once you go Barack you never go back.
Sheila immediately went to Pep Boys to her intake man-ifolded! Three times in one night! Picture Sheila immediately went to Pep Boys to her intake man-ifolded! Three times in one night!
Friends say Mr. Jablome is stiff, but still quite loving. Picture Friends say Mr. Jablome is stiff, but still quite loving.
In related news, kwamboa feiwal oligopolyas. Picture In related news, kwamboa feiwal oligopolyas.
It's about time those family magazines started pushing the envelope. Picture It's about time those family magazines started pushing the envelope.
Newspaper Headlines from The Simpsons Video Newspaper Headlines from The Simpsons