Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Muggles need not apply.
The back of his neck was severely red soon thereafter.
"Yeah, all the blue-eyed, blonde-haired boys on the team just thought it was a witty and ironic nickname and it just stuck," said the worst middle-school football coach ever.
To be fair Batman was saving a dog in a car. Unfortunately, the dog turned out to be Chewbacca.
This is what happens when rednecks run gas stations.
Whoa, no one said ANYTHING about "monster offspring." That sounds awesome!
I, for one, am offended by the "anal" in Canales.
Talk about one-uppers!
An Italian plumber with a thick mustache was reported in the area around the same time.
RAM actually stands for "Racist Ass Motherf*cker"
Sounds like that husband knows how to party.
They must watch Super Troopers in the car when they're chilling on the highway with the radar gun.
That read looks like a real Thriller.
I hear wedding bells!
Try one-upping that Mother's Day gift.
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Don't ask me again.