Whoa, no one said ANYTHING about "monster offspring." That sounds awesome!
I, for one, am offended by the "anal" in Canales.
Talk about one-uppers!
An Italian plumber with a thick mustache was reported in the area around the same time.
RAM actually stands for "Racist Ass Motherf*cker"
Sounds like that husband knows how to party.
They must watch Super Troopers in the car when they're chilling on the highway with the radar gun.
That read looks like a real Thriller.
I hear wedding bells!
Try one-upping that Mother's Day gift.
ATTENTION MEN: Start mugging the hottest girls you see on the street.
"Whoa, you didn't tell me you were a screamer."
This is what happens when you mix an animal rights activist with a blond sorority girl.
I really, really hope that old man hugging those two children isn't Boner.
I recommend not asking Randy Marsh for help.
Step 1 in getting your girlfriend to do things she wouldn't normally do: subliminal messages.
73rd time's the charm.
She also has to be a good listener.
"I don't know if anyone told you, but your child may be born very post-mature."
The one and only time you'd wish for it to break.
If only that sorority girl just waited another month.
I know it doesn't make much sense from just looking at the headline, but she was asking for it.
In other, less important news, the new leader of the free world was elected yesterday.
Woah, did you guys see this? I hope Rosie's okay.