Tag: Newspapers (Page 7)

She knew he was the one when he pulled out the "Achin' Beaver" line their first time in bed. Picture She knew he was the one when he pulled out the "Achin' Beaver" line their first time in bed.
Both creative AND boring! Picture Both creative AND boring!
The broad went on to say, "blah, blah, blah" before being interrupted by the newsman so he could interview the chairman who retorted, "Fireman. Man-made. Mankind." Picture The broad went on to say, "blah, blah, blah" before being interrupted by the newsman so he could interview the chairman who retorted, "Fireman. Man-made. Mankind."
Dave would've caught this in his spell check if he hadn't added the word to his dictionary weeks earlier while writing a scathing letter to his ex-girlfriend. Picture Dave would've caught this in his spell check if he hadn't added the word to his dictionary weeks earlier while writing a scathing letter to his ex-girlfriend.
This issue's header is actually tamer than usual. You should have seen last weeks, it was borderline sick. Picture This issue's header is actually tamer than usual. You should have seen last weeks, it was borderline sick.
So does it double as a telescope? Picture So does it double as a telescope?
Beef on a Pig. Picture Beef on a Pig.
Desperate for a more mainstream audience, The Wall Street Journal has reduced itself to catch phrases. Picture Desperate for a more mainstream audience, The Wall Street Journal has reduced itself to catch phrases.
Don't put your butt just anywhere. Picture Don't put your butt just anywhere.
Whatever, that's actually why they still print Cathy. Picture Whatever, that's actually why they still print Cathy.
What? We said it was our bad, what else do you want? Picture What? We said it was our bad, what else do you want?
The next paper had an article about him being nearly beaten to death. Picture The next paper had an article about him being nearly beaten to death.
Good advice, wrong problem. Picture Good advice, wrong problem.
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The rare zero entendre. Picture The rare zero entendre.
The New England Journal of Medicine is a crappy tabloid that's never done any good for anybody. Picture The New England Journal of Medicine is a crappy tabloid that's never done any good for anybody.
The Rocky Mountain Collegian is now The Onion. Picture The Rocky Mountain Collegian is now The Onion.
Wasn't he a character on In Living Color? Picture Wasn't he a character on In Living Color?
As lazy as a INSERT JOKE LATER. Picture As lazy as a INSERT JOKE LATER.
Hey Barry, did you read this op-ed piece about bananas? Picture Hey Barry, did you read this op-ed piece about bananas?
"The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!" Picture "The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!"
That's pretty tough, considering there's a sack in the way. Picture That's pretty tough, considering there's a sack in the way.
I've only got 28 Chinamen, but I'm dying to know what your plan is. Picture I've only got 28 Chinamen, but I'm dying to know what your plan is.
You just blew my mind. Picture You just blew my mind.
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Oh, that's what the student paper is for. Picture Oh, that's what the student paper is for.