Because Nic Cage not in what looks to be 1930s blackface wasn't scary enough.
Fun fact: you are only allowed to steal the Declaration of Independence if you are wearing this.
do it. eat them. eat them now.
Heavy on the mushrooms, huh?
Nicolas Cage. A God among men. You might call his acting "wooden" or "appallingly vacant," but before you bring up _The Wicker Man_ take a look at this showcase of Cage's finest work: acting so method …
Your very own denim National Treasure.
Ermahgerd, ercting lergend.
Ayyyyyyy scary face man
I hear Nicolas Cage's Wig Collection has a pretty good psych program.
"We have to feed the Statue of Liberty--again."
"We have to feed the Statue of Liberty."
Coming to theaters this second.