"Ninjas" Video

Two brave desk-jockeys compete in a course more deadly than filling out an expense report.

From CH Staff

"Mom, I can't sleep. I'm afraid there's a ninja cat under my bed." -Apparently a valid fear.

From ignoramusky

They ended up finding common ground while discussing the best place to hide a stash.

From tikTOCKstop

Police are telling residents to be on the lookout for anyone that disappears in a cloud of smoke.

He's also a vampire, dog, magician and astronaut.

So you want to be a great lover? Ninja Sex Party will help you train.

He's recycling, with a vengeance.

He has finally come to return the ill-fitting slacks his most-honorable Aunt Cindy got him for Christmas.

They say that if a ninja fights with honor on the side of good, nothing can defeat him.

"This is pretty coo--oh, wait. He forgot to bow to his sensei."

A standard video from Japan, where everything makes perfect sense and nothing insane ever happens.

This guy is a marital arts master. It's like karate, but with more commitment.

"The first of a four-part miniseries that will probably make your pants and/or face explode."

Wow, I don't know why I ever payed as Mario in the first place. Ninjas are way better than plumbers.

As if bears weren't good enough at killing before.

Hm. Might actually want to call an exterminator in this case.

If she were really dedicated she'd cut her thumb off.

One woman must choose between making love to a ninja or a Jew.

Can Kevin defy all odds and defeat a ninja warrior? Short answer: no. Long answer: no.

I haven't been this scared of a little girl since Hannah Montana turned out to be Miley Cyrus.