Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Real men go clay shooting.
Instruction Manual for the Nintendo Entertainment System
Throw a jab immediately after hearing the third hop of the bull charge. Professors can't teach that kind of thing.
If you get a nerd drunk enough and start playing the starman music from Mario Bros., he will believe he's invincible.
Oh sure, Yoshi's a pal - until you get to a haunted castle.
The real life Captain N the game-master.
Up-up-down-down-left-right... you know the rest.
Anyone remember Snow Brothers? Anyone?
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, select, START
As if you needed another reason to eat at Taco Bell!
Press start to play.
Hmmmm my A-button is sticky.
"Lil' John played street hockey in '94, did you?" YEEEEAH, why?
"Our roommate bought a 42 inch plasma tv for his room... little did he know he was also buying us a $1700 entertainment center for the garage."
Page 8 of 11
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.