It's a nipple-pinching good time.
It's the little fleshy things with mini stubs on the end that count.
Easily beats out it's closest competitor, "Weird Aunt in a Tank Top Nipple."
Can't beat the teet. Pig teet that's still on the bacon strip that is.
Do those orbs glow in the dark?
Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples.
"Coolest Dad ever!" said the kid whose dad this wasn't.
"I hearby call this area of West Virginia: Nipple Hill!" -- John Quincy Nipple, 1839
"Sure nipple percing sounds like a great idea, now."
You didn't need the shirt, I was going to stare at your boobs anyway.
Why do they make these things so damn hard to open?
Wouldn't be that confusing, but it intersects with Molly's Other Nipple Blvd.
Here's a million dollar idea for anyone ambitious enough - an erotic religious gift store.
That's the science word for boobies.
Uh oh, I think you got it wrong.
"While miniature golfing we realized this guy in front of us had a third nipple ON HIS ARM!"