No Diving In Toilet picture No Diving In Toilet

We're pretty sure he was permanently injured before.

| 4 comments | October 20, 2011
Disobedient Goat Disobeys Sign picture Disobedient Goat Disobeys Sign

"Ohh, I thought underlined words meant sarcasm. My baaaahd." - Badass Goat

| 3 comments | August 30, 2011
Do Not Hump Sign picture Do Not Hump Sign

I wasn't going to, but now I'm intrigued.

From mojoe55

| 19 comments | July 21, 2011
No Babies Dumpster picture No Babies Dumpster

Compost them instead.

| 4 comments | June 10, 2011
No taking pictures and uploading them to CollegeHumor. picture No taking pictures and uploading them to CollegeHumor.

| 15 comments | March 08, 2011
Hey, as long as I can keep defecating in the dishwasher, I'm happy. picture Hey, as long as I can keep defecating in the dishwasher, I'm happy.

From kevinrm2b

| 23 comments | January 10, 2011
Jesus prevention. picture Jesus prevention.

From My_dixie_wrecked

| 10 comments | October 19, 2010
The sh*tstika is a real fan favorite. picture The sh*tstika is a real fan favorite.

From omgwtfbbqlol

| 47 comments | October 11, 2010
Darwin's theory at work. picture Darwin's theory at work.

From -JVH-

| 28 comments | October 06, 2010
It's their fault for smearing ice cream on the window. picture It's their fault for smearing ice cream on the window.

From Word

| 21 comments | September 29, 2010
Apologies if you can't read the entire thing. It says "No persons allowed beyond this point who aren't totally extreme cliff jumpers." picture Apologies if you can't read the entire thing. It says "No persons allowed beyond this point who aren't totally extreme cliff jumpers."

From .annA mariA

| 40 comments | September 28, 2010
Man, I have to leave my gun in the car AND take my shirt off. Let's go to a different bar. picture Man, I have to leave my gun in the car AND take my shirt off. Let's go to a different bar.

| 34 comments | September 25, 2010
"What, no Macarena? Now how am I supposed to get laid?" picture "What, no Macarena? Now how am I supposed to get laid?"

| 20 comments | August 30, 2010
It's this type of blatant disregard for the system that keeps the Big Noodle people up at night. picture It's this type of blatant disregard for the system that keeps the Big Noodle people up at night.

From shawnishere

| 12 comments | August 26, 2010
"They'll pay. They'll all pay!" -- disgruntled park worker. picture "They'll pay. They'll all pay!" -- disgruntled park worker.

From j-money

| 54 comments | August 09, 2010
Fine, fence. I wasn't hitting on you anyway. picture Fine, fence. I wasn't hitting on you anyway.

| 65 comments | July 16, 2010
Problem: I am too distracted to keep reading the sign. picture Problem: I am too distracted to keep reading the sign.

| 91 comments | July 16, 2010
Unless you buy it a nice dinner and call it pretty a few times. Then go to town. picture Unless you buy it a nice dinner and call it pretty a few times. Then go to town.

| 28 comments | July 12, 2010
If you were planning on rolling up in your tank, don't. picture If you were planning on rolling up in your tank, don't.

| 29 comments | July 09, 2010
Seriously, there are NO drugs in here. Trust me. picture Seriously, there are NO drugs in here. Trust me.

| 14 comments | July 06, 2010