Aww, kitty has poison teeth.
Business up top, party down south.
First world rage in 3...2...UGH JUST MOVE IT TO THE LEFT.
Could use some salt.
Your Bachelorette or Bachelor party excuse can't protect you now. Weirdos.
They should have dressed up as trainwrecks.
Please, don't bring sexy back.
Love those pearly steels.
Don't stop beliebing.
If you look deep into his face nipples you can see how you'll die.
So nice and warm.
The Slenderman of the sea.
Poor guy, nobody wants to be the one to tell him he has a face on the back of his face.
Get lean. Get mean. Get disconcerting.
At least pull ups are easy.
It's a history lesson and erotic fiction all in one.
Sorry, there's no such thing as innocence and all your dreams are dead.
Smells a little off to me.
Obey your... wha?
Some things are better left unsaid and un-facebooked. Or tweeted. You know what, just. Just don't type anything that's more than 5 characters.
This chick is going to catwalk right into your nightmares tonight.
When the shit hits the face.