His good noose was dirty.
The autopsy provided at least 3 more brushings.
"I'm an easy to get pun!"
I'm not dead yet - add more helium.
Can I have my corncob pipe... one last time.
I think the joke is that "his cock hangs below his knees."
"My friend down the hall can hang himself.  Can you?"
"Someone thought it would be funny to put a dead raccoon on this kid's doorstep for mischeif night. We thought it would be even funnier to tie it to his door because he was away for the weekend!"
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