Aww, kitty has poison teeth.
Could use some salt.
Your Bachelorette or Bachelor party excuse can't protect you now. Weirdos.
Stop. Nightmare time.
I guess you could say he's pro-life-ish.
Oh mother of f*cking god don't look. Okay, just take a peek through your fingers. Just a tiny...OH NO INSTANT REGRET, ABORT ABORT!. Hopefully your skin doesn't feel all itchy and weird and gross and N …
Because who doesn't love horrific bugs everywhere?
Breathe in. Breathe out. Now lose your mind.
This wound bleeds, but only once a month.
That's a whole lot of adorable NOPE.