He's already far too close for you to get away. Give up now.
"Ahh, yeah soo you're using a few too many office post-its. Hmm, yeah we're going to have to go ahead and fire you for gross negligence."
A couple animals were harmed in the making of this costume.
A mild-mannered piece of white bread by day.
I know two dudes who were playing with their joysticks all night.
There's not much more than meets the eye.
Let's hope he scores.
'Tis but a scratch
Bustin' makes me feel good.
He's like Balloon Boy, only with a movie deal.
Our take on the classic American Gothic painting