Jake and Amir
Adam Ruins Everything
WTF is going on
Idiots on Facebook
The Graphic Truth
This note was intercepted by a 5th grade teacher in Civics class.
"As I was leaving a bar at 3pm on a Wednesday some guy handed me this and said 'The Archangel Gabriel instructed me to give you this.' I couldn't make this up if I tried."
Fetus: Oh my God haha this placenta is sooo gooey hahaha.
Also, we no longer offer the big chicken salad as an entree.
This picture was taken from an RV camped out for 3 weeks.
Because it's too much work to write your own passive aggressive note.
Hell hath no fury like a stolen burrito.
So crazy...this guy eats LUNCH
Yeah, but Matt's got a 4th grade reading level. You can't fake that, ladies!
See? This is why you just let people stare at you naked
"You know who else is cool? Thomas here. And does he have a pitch for you, kind sir."
The grandma at Table 6 seemed to thoroughly enjoy it.
How does one go about picking up a shattered plate? Oh, right. By not being dumb.
This was hung on the outside of a church.
How could he write that note if he's from the future? UNLESS he already went back in time to leave the note, but what would be the point of leaving the note in the first place... oh my God my nose is bleeding.
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Don't ask me again.