Picture "Found this on my car at Wal-Mart." -- she would've called too if she knew who he was, but there were 4 guys dressed in camo in the Valentine's card aisle.
Picture I can't puke over the fifth floor walkway? I guess the only other place is directly on the children's toys, because god knows I'm not going to stop puking.
Picture Guys, I tried archery in college and it sounds like much more fun than it actually is. But then again, so does projectile vomit.