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This girl may be the most evil person who ever lived.
It's adorable until you realize Tyler is 28.
He better sink his teeth into her like a hungry Rancor.
It's a hairy situation.
You'd better listen, "No Face" Murph isn't one to lie.
Sure, as long as you promise to help me get it up--my grade, that is.
To be fair they think "cracking blunts" is having prostitutes hang out by the front door.
Chris only? Good luck doing that with those new whitened teeth.
The best insurance policy is honesty.
"Found this on my car at Wal-Mart." -- she would've called too if she knew who he was, but there were 4 guys dressed in camo in the Valentine's card aisle.
And some fortune cookie writers contain no soul.
Oh, I'm sorry officer. Are you gonna prosect me? Oh no, not prosected! Whatever will I do?!
The mark of a truly good neighbor is their ability to respect blue balls.
Your argument would be a lot more convincing if it were all in CAPS.
I can't puke over the fifth floor walkway? I guess the only other place is directly on the children's toys, because god knows I'm not going to stop puking.
Guys, I tried archery in college and it sounds like much more fun than it actually is. But then again, so does projectile vomit.
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