Picture How could he write that note if he's from the future? UNLESS he already went back in time to leave the note, but what would be the point of leaving the note in the first place... oh my God my nose is bleeding.
Picture This is exactly why we can't be letting foreigners into this beloved country. Write your Senators today, people!
Picture This is exactly what the sweatshop monkey had in mind when he wrote that fortune on his typewriter.
Picture He drank the beer, then got to work only to realize that they literally meant "shit". In 3 of the 4 urinals.