Tag: Note (Page 4)

How could he write that note if he's from the future? UNLESS he already went back in time to leave the note, but what would be the point of leaving the note in the first place... oh my God my nose is bleeding. Picture How could he write that note if he's from the future? UNLESS he already went back in time to leave the note, but what would be the point of leaving the note in the first place... oh my God my nose is bleeding.
A friendly message from M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E, Mickey Mouse. Picture A friendly message from M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E, Mickey Mouse.
This is exactly why we can't be letting foreigners into this beloved country. Write your Senators today, people! Picture This is exactly why we can't be letting foreigners into this beloved country. Write your Senators today, people!
The pay is two pepperoni pizzas and all the secret ooze a boy could want. Picture The pay is two pepperoni pizzas and all the secret ooze a boy could want.
"I never guessed she would've checked my room! That mom's got some tricks up her sleeve." Picture "I never guessed she would've checked my room! That mom's got some tricks up her sleeve."
Who wants to pay $18.95 for a large pizza when they can get coffee for under 6 bucks? Picture Who wants to pay $18.95 for a large pizza when they can get coffee for under 6 bucks?
Don't take anything for granted at Vietnamese restaurants. Picture Don't take anything for granted at Vietnamese restaurants.
This is exactly what the sweatshop monkey had in mind when he wrote that fortune on his typewriter. Picture This is exactly what the sweatshop monkey had in mind when he wrote that fortune on his typewriter.
When you get blackedout with complete strangers, make sure they're as sweet as these ones. Picture When you get blackedout with complete strangers, make sure they're as sweet as these ones.
You really can't make it any funnier than Running "Aarons" Picture You really can't make it any funnier than Running "Aarons"
He's both illiterate AND an ass. I guess it's not that surprising. Picture He's both illiterate AND an ass. I guess it's not that surprising.
This woman speaks for all men. Picture This woman speaks for all men.
Father of the year. Picture Father of the year.
"Now I feel like an idiot having left her for dead." Picture "Now I feel like an idiot having left her for dead."
And you thought your RA was annoying. Picture And you thought your RA was annoying.
The autopsy provided at least 3 more brushings. Picture The autopsy provided at least 3 more brushings.
"I found this taped to my head the next morning." Picture "I found this taped to my head the next morning."
If that's the case I'm not even sitting AT the table. Picture If that's the case I'm not even sitting AT the table.
The paper towel could've been used to clean up the latter of the two. Picture The paper towel could've been used to clean up the latter of the two.
You should have seen the note when the cable TV went out. No remorse at all. Picture You should have seen the note when the cable TV went out. No remorse at all.
He drank the beer, then got to work only to realize that they literally meant "shit". In 3 of the 4 urinals. Picture He drank the beer, then got to work only to realize that they literally meant "shit". In 3 of the 4 urinals.
This note is utterly useless, everyone knows barbacks can't read. Picture This note is utterly useless, everyone knows barbacks can't read.
Whatever, that's actually why they still print Cathy. Picture Whatever, that's actually why they still print Cathy.
If Emily Dickinson wrote a telegram about roadkill... Picture If Emily Dickinson wrote a telegram about roadkill...