Comedy Music Hall of Fame
Jake and Amir
WTF is going on
Idiots on Facebook
The Graphic Truth
Sometimes people just like coming home to a nice big package to fill them up with happiness.
10am-ish. Closer to 11 to be honest. And then we're all taking our lunch break from 11 to noon. Y'know what, just come back tomorrow.
He's not entirely worthless since it was a lemon tree and lemons market value is roughly 50 cents to a dollar. Roughly.
This note was intercepted by a 5th grade teacher in Civics class.
"As I was leaving a bar at 3pm on a Wednesday some guy handed me this and said 'The Archangel Gabriel instructed me to give you this.' I couldn't make this up if I tried."
Fetus: Oh my God haha this placenta is sooo gooey hahaha.
Also, we no longer offer the big chicken salad as an entree.
This picture was taken from an RV camped out for 3 weeks.
Hell hath no fury like a stolen burrito.
Yeah, but Matt's got a 4th grade reading level. You can't fake that, ladies!
"You know who else is cool? Thomas here. And does he have a pitch for you, kind sir."
The grandma at Table 6 seemed to thoroughly enjoy it.
This was hung on the outside of a church.
How could he write that note if he's from the future? UNLESS he already went back in time to leave the note, but what would be the point of leaving the note in the first place... oh my God my nose is bleeding.
A friendly message from M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E, Mickey Mouse.
This is exactly why we can't be letting foreigners into this beloved country. Write your Senators today, people!
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