You don't know where that thing's been.
This wristband? Oh, it's for Rocket Pube awareness
Ah poor Bill. You can glamour me any day.
When you're in love, punctuation ceases to exist
"As I was leaving a bar at 3pm on a Wednesday some guy handed me this and said 'The Archangel Gabriel instructed me to give you this.' I couldn't make this up if I tried."
Hell hath no fury like a stolen burrito.
So crazy...this guy eats LUNCH

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