Jake and Amir
Adam Ruins Everything
WTF is going on
Idiots on Facebook
The Graphic Truth
And some fortune cookie writers contain no soul.
Oh, I'm sorry officer. Are you gonna prosect me? Oh no, not prosected! Whatever will I do?!
The mark of a truly good neighbor is their ability to respect blue balls.
Your argument would be a lot more convincing if it were all in CAPS.
I can't puke over the fifth floor walkway? I guess the only other place is directly on the children's toys, because god knows I'm not going to stop puking.
Guys, I tried archery in college and it sounds like much more fun than it actually is. But then again, so does projectile vomit.
Quick Robin, to the BATROOM!
Fingers crossed that it's Ed O'Neill!
His grandmother always stressed the importance of writing notes.
Still less effective than the actively aggressive note.
That is fantastic news! I was just about to report him lost to Animal Services.
Wait, isn't this how "Mr. Big -- Hot Chicks" starts?
It's a great business card, but it's also the reason Gary is currently unemployed.
"But I left my keys in the glove compartment. Thanks a lot Will."
"This note printed on 7,325 recycled phonebooks."
The other side said, "I heart the heartland."
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.