Whatever, you're not my real post-it, I don't have to listen to you.
If you can't follow the Golden Rule, the Bronze will do.
Dude, my iPad broke, do you have an extra?
It's what this country was founded on.
At least he's sorry.
"Tone it down a notch, bro."
"This was found in the bathroom of the Fortune 500 company I work for. Some people never grow up."
How are the dourves on this horse?
What sort of monsters would do this. How could anyone eat at Domino's.
I hope Chris knows what he's getting into.
I'll be a grandmother whether you like it or not!
Look, she underlined "not" twice. She's got to be telling the truth.
"Quit being such a betch, Windows."
He's going to have to learn about passive agressive notes someday.
Yours truly, Person That Hates You
Those crochet hooks aren't just for making embarrassing sweaters.
Pick and roll, people. Pick and roll.
"The best part of waking up, is searing hot coffee grains exploding at your face." - Folger's new slogan
P.S. That puke was in the backseat before I got there.
This is exactly why he furnished the tree house with all the necessary amenities.
"Don't tell us something bad happens to Omar. He's our favorite character!" - the roaches
He didn't have to empty the tank bone dry though.
Hanging out with a 75 year-old glaucoma patient was weird at first...