Sorority IT Girl picture Sorority IT Girl

"Quit being such a betch, Windows."

| Be the first to comment! | February 23, 2012
Do It For Freddy's Kid (Quietly) picture Do It For Freddy's Kid (Quietly)

He's going to have to learn about passive agressive notes someday.

| 2 comments | February 13, 2012
Dear Person in My Bed picture Dear Person in My Bed

Yours truly, Person That Hates You

| 10 comments | February 09, 2012
Mom Will Cut You picture Mom Will Cut You

Those crochet hooks aren't just for making embarrassing sweaters.

| 5 comments | January 16, 2012
Booger-Free Handwash Please picture Booger-Free Handwash Please

Pick and roll, people. Pick and roll.

| 5 comments | December 26, 2011
Office Coffee Pot Warning picture Office Coffee Pot Warning

"The best part of waking up, is searing hot coffee grains exploding at your face." - Folger's new slogan

| 4 comments | December 22, 2011
Dear Cab Driver picture Dear Cab Driver

P.S. That puke was in the backseat before I got there.

| 1 comment | December 21, 2011
Missed Curfew Note picture Missed Curfew Note

This is exactly why he furnished the tree house with all the necessary amenities.

| 6 comments | December 06, 2011
Note To Exterminator picture Note To Exterminator

"Don't tell us something bad happens to Omar. He's our favorite character!" - the roaches

| 4 comments | November 15, 2011
Syphoning Gas Apology picture Syphoning Gas Apology

He didn't have to empty the tank bone dry though.

| 4 comments | October 21, 2011
Note to Pot-Smoking Neighbors picture Note to Pot-Smoking Neighbors

Hanging out with a 75 year-old glaucoma patient was weird at first...

| 21 comments | September 22, 2011
Asian Guy Leaves Sexual Note picture Asian Guy Leaves Sexual Note

Troy totally wants to get trojan horsed.

| 7 comments | August 30, 2011
Note To All Carjackers picture Note To All Carjackers

Then it's agreed upon. We'll just steal the car.

From deagle1330

| 6 comments | August 16, 2011
Car Window Breakup picture Car Window Breakup

Oops, wrong car. All these Excursions look alike.

From Mandude

| 18 comments | June 09, 2011
Do You Want This Octopus? picture Do You Want This Octopus?

If anybody takes one it's false advertising.

| 9 comments | June 01, 2011
Paul Wants to be Your Friend picture Paul Wants to be Your Friend

Seems like a total scam, he doesn't mention anything about being certified in friendship.

| 15 comments | May 27, 2011
Secret Bathroom picture Secret Bathroom

Please don't courtesy flush this down the toilet for me--it's all I have.

| 10 comments | May 26, 2011
A Letter to Noah from the Unicorns picture A Letter to Noah from the Unicorns

The most confusing "return to sender" of all time.

| 7 comments | May 11, 2011
Absence Note picture Absence Note

"But you missed the kissing bee in English class. We needed you!"

| 6 comments | April 27, 2011
Spiders Address Boyfriends Everywhere picture Spiders Address Boyfriends Everywhere

"That's not fair, we're terrified of you, too." - Boyfriends

| 5 comments | April 14, 2011