CollegeHumor: Notes

Sorority IT Girl

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 11:08:03 -0500

"Quit being such a betch, Windows."

Do It For Freddy's Kid (Quietly)

Fri, 15 Apr 2011 07:49:57 -0400

He's going to have to learn about passive agressive notes someday.

Dear Person in My Bed

Thu, 28 Apr 2011 15:59:07 -0400

Yours truly, Person That Hates You

Flowchart: Do You Like Me?

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 14:25:54 -0500

Mom Will Cut You

Fri, 13 Jan 2012 14:03:38 -0500

Those crochet hooks aren't just for making embarrassing sweaters.

Booger-Free Handwash Please

Wed, 23 Nov 2011 23:52:33 -0500

Pick and roll, people. Pick and roll.

Office Coffee Pot Warning

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 18:52:57 -0500

"The best part of waking up, is searing hot coffee grains exploding at your face." - Folger's new slogan

Dear Cab Driver

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 12:05:24 -0500

P.S. That puke was in the backseat before I got there.

Missed Curfew Note

Tue, 06 Dec 2011 17:35:40 -0500

This is exactly why he furnished the tree house with all the necessary amenities.

Note To Exterminator

Tue, 15 Nov 2011 14:35:13 -0500

"Don't tell us something bad happens to Omar. He's our favorite character!" - the roaches

Syphoning Gas Apology

Fri, 21 Oct 2011 14:56:44 -0400

He didn't have to empty the tank bone dry though.

Note to Pot-Smoking Neighbors

Thu, 22 Sep 2011 17:32:10 -0400

Hanging out with a 75 year-old glaucoma patient was weird at first...

Asian Guy Leaves Sexual Note

Tue, 30 Aug 2011 12:10:15 -0400

Troy totally wants to get trojan horsed.

Note To All Carjackers

Fri, 05 Aug 2011 13:16:57 -0400

Then it's agreed upon. We'll just steal the car.

Car Window Breakup

Mon, 06 Jun 2011 17:17:44 -0400

Oops, wrong car. All these Excursions look alike.

Do You Want This Octopus?

Tue, 31 May 2011 15:29:12 -0400

If anybody takes one it's false advertising.

Paul Wants to be Your Friend

Wed, 25 May 2011 11:34:00 -0400

Seems like a total scam, he doesn't mention anything about being certified in friendship.

Secret Bathroom

Wed, 25 May 2011 11:21:44 -0400

Please don't courtesy flush this down the toilet for me--it's all I have.

A Letter to Noah from the Unicorns

Mon, 09 May 2011 19:10:12 -0400

The most confusing "return to sender" of all time.

Absence Note

Wed, 27 Apr 2011 11:53:59 -0400

"But you missed the kissing bee in English class. We needed you!"