The authorities do not authorize you being here. An authority will be there soon to give you the papers for proper authorization. If you do not comply we are authorized to arrest you.
For wet 'n wild "future" call 555-5555
His response time tends to be rather slow though.
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Who doesn't like mirrors in front of their urinals?
I got 99 problems and they're all car related.
Sham-on-ee translates to "Shame on me."

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