Jake and Amir
Adam Ruins Everything
WTF is going on
Idiots on Facebook
The Graphic Truth
Whoa, the camera on the phone that took this picture is seriously high quality.
The authorities do not authorize you being here. An authority will be there soon to give you the papers for proper authorization. If you do not comply we are authorized to arrest you.
Someone's got some pretty epic dormroom wallpaper right now though.
For wet 'n wild "future" call 555-5555
You're violating one of these rules just by being able to read.
Yeah Mom, totally going to church tonight. Pray for me.
His response time tends to be rather slow though.
Please plan your emergencies accordingly.
Interestingly enough the moaning coming from the bathroom is not from Myrtle.
Oh, I'm sorry officer. Are you gonna prosect me? Oh no, not prosected! Whatever will I do?!
Who doesn't like mirrors in front of their urinals?
The mark of a truly good neighbor is their ability to respect blue balls.
Guys, I tried archery in college and it sounds like much more fun than it actually is. But then again, so does projectile vomit.
I got 99 problems and they're all car related.
Sham-on-ee translates to "Shame on me."
That is fantastic news! I was just about to report him lost to Animal Services.
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Don't ask me again.