CollegeHumor: Nursery rhymes http://www.collegehumor.com/tag/nursery-rhymes Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/6495726 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6495726/blunt-nursery-rhymes Blunt Nursery Rhymes Fri, 29 Apr 2011 11:45:10 -0400
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Hi. I hate to be a bother, but yesterday I purchased this long-tailed mockingbird, and it wasn’t quite what I expected. No, it doesn’t sing at all. So, if it’s not too much of a hassle, I guess I’ll make an even exchange for the next best thing – this 4-karat diamond ring. Oh, yes, I can pay the additional $52,400. He’s a very picky baby.
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