President Obama, You could really use a new theme song. That business you're walking out to now, "Hail to the Chief," is just so dated, so lateteen hundreds. Know what I'm saying? You need somet …
Applecare, Obamacare... same difference.
But the real question is, where do we go from here?
We're still- We're still Jenny and Barack.
Iceland's just chill like that, man.
Bill Clinton, final answer.
Hail to the ch13f.
Once a deranged creep always a deranged creep.
And that's politics are done, son!
In "Twidiots", we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter's millions of users. After so much recent debate over the rampant brain damage often endured by professional f …
Yeah, I photobombed the president, MY DAD. What have you done today?
Damn you, Abu Nazir!
Change we can't believe in.
What a day, America! The polls are open, the ballots freshly printed, and I'll be darned if the air doesn't smell just a little like democracy. It's voting time, and that means you need …
Obamney needs your support, so don't forget to cast your vote this November and make history really, really weird.
"Now I hold your precious sun!"