I wonder if sassiness carries over to the afterlife?
The circumcision would have gone a lot faster if he didn't insist on using the toothpick.
"Slipped away from us... to sneak into his nephew's room."
Mmmm, aged to perfection!
The eulogy will be read by Grimace.
His first name was "Ohhhhhhhhh"
Everyone is good at something.
Remember, there is nothing wrong with finding the obituaries funny.
"The rest of the line reads 'We thought of you today.' That's just bad editing."
"They printed this woman's obituary in the paper... and she wasn't dead."
"This has to be the best obituary ever written."
"This was in the obituaries the other day, you'd think they would go with a better picture."