Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
If I keep forgetting, I'm going to have to get this tattooed on the baby's back.
Brother taking a sneak peak during a Brady Bunch-esque family road trip, so what if it's his "sister". They're only blood related.
It was a little too sticky.
Nobody panic, but somebody has stolen all of the tips.
Adding quotes around food would be great sign vandalism.
A wiseguy, eh?
Or, as we call them, bells.
Woah woah woah, these things flush!?
"Well where am I supposed to get water from?" asked the man who has apparently never seen a sink before.
That's what we we're doing wrong. I plugged it into the couch.
Most hardheaded guy in the world: "Nobody tells me what to do!"
My coffee is a little cold - do you guys have any un-ice?
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.