The Slenderman of the sea.
This Cheez-Whiz looks a little off.
An effective way to get that heart rate up.
Someone get them a bromance movie.
It makes your miso soup kind of Chewy.
Beauty is in the eye of the eyeless sea creature.
The pineapple had just been torn apart by ruthless predators.
At least his pants won't get wet. Those look like expensive pants.
Yahoo Answers, where dumbasses meet smartasses.
"In my eyes, I have no sun."
He was immediately cast as the older brother in the new CBS sitcom, "Everybody Loves Sting Raymond."
"Wait a second, why aren't the sharks in their own ta--"
Holy mackerel, I have no idea what kind of fish that is.