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Sea Turtle High Five
Just like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, except not mutant or ninja, and their age is ambiguous.
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Mantis Shrimp Solves Rubik's Cube
"Maybe 'jumbo shrimp' isn't an oxymoron after all." -regular moron
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Killer Whale Imitates Boat Motor
If you think that's good, you should hear his Jimmy Stewart.
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Crabs Take Over Ocean Floor
Someone tell me if you can eat them or not so I can decide if this is a good thing.
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Seal Can't Believe he's Being Released Back into the Wild
"Wait a second, why aren't the sharks in their own ta--"
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Octopus Thinks it's a Beer
Drinking this is like drinking the worm in tequila, except you have to fight it first.
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Swimming in a Sea of Sardines
"You're gonna need a bigger pizza."
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Mimic Octopus
If you think it does a good scuttlefish, you have to see its Robert Deniro.
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Dolphin Accident
These clowns are supposed to be the second smartest species on the planet? Yeah right.
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Super Fun Wacky Cruise
"Weeeeee!"--Guy who doesn't understand the gravity of the situation.
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How Not to Park Your Jet Ski
Unless, you know, you're trying to drown yourself.
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Jet Landing Do-Over
This pilot was so embarrassed he'll never land on that aircraft carrier again.
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Super-Fun Wild Boat Ride
"Anyone that doesn't appreciate Splash Mountain should leave the boat now."
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Underwater Explosion
Best ride at Six Flags, by far.
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Yacht Launch Failure
The women and children were safe. The captain dived into the water to go down with the ship.
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Brave Whale Takes On Hundreds of Fish
Sometimes the underdog does win.
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Super Fun Cruise Ship
Every 8-year-old agrees, the best part of the cruise was when the boat turned sideways.
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Disappearing Sea Plant
How can you look at this video and tell me that a sea-god OR gods does not exist? Honestly!
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Big Wave Surfing
If everybody had a surfboard... and a deathwish.
