No Offense, But...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 14:47:35 -0400

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Thank God there's a system in place that prevents offensive statements from being, you know, offensive. I'm just glad our friends on Twitter are sensitive enough to use it.

I cannot stand when people have ugly teeth. No offense but can you not smile?
— Aliyah. (@Uhhleeuh) April 30, 2013

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The Top 5 Most Offensive Superbowl Commercials

Mon, 04 Feb 2013 15:10:28 -0500

Gangnam Pistachios

This one typifies one of the most destructive double-standards in society today. Why is that when we see men dancing on TV, they're always having goofy fun WITH THEIR CLOTHES ON, but when you look at the OTHER side, every single depiction of anthropomorphic pistachios shows them sexily peeling off their shells within seconds. This objectification of anthropomorphic pistachios is irresponsible. Pistachios are more than objects. That's why we took the the time to anthropomorphize them — so they would have human qualities! What kind of example is this setting? Pistachios are more than just a shell waiting to be cracked open, and sometimes pistachios do that weird thing where they're not split and you can NEVER get them open. We need to make sure that these more realistic depictions of anthropomorphic pistachios are presented in media today.

Offensive Draw Something Word

Thu, 15 Mar 2012 11:29:18 -0400

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

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Wed, 02 Mar 2011 01:32:32 -0500

Seems the CAPTCHA didn't take too kindly to being employed on so many sites. Came to work a little gone, started verbally abusing customers. We've all been there.

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Mon, 30 Aug 2010 14:33:19 -0400

This is so offensive! Only a retard would pay $5 for a picture frame.

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Mon, 22 Mar 2010 20:52:32 -0400

Unfortunately they finished dead last in intramurals.

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Thu, 07 Jan 2010 18:08:08 -0500

Hey Ladies, that dude knows how to party hard!

American History X

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 02:55:22 -0500

He changes at the end! Did we all forget that so quickly?

Rihanna beat up by Chris Brown

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 22:10:06 -0500

"The trick was to look beat up and bruised but still look good."

Zombie Patrick Swayze

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 21:40:52 -0500

If he comes back as one of his characters, it's going to be Bodhi.

Billy Mays

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 11:18:36 -0500

CHIPOTLAWAY WILL GET OUT ANY STAIN, NO MATTER HOW TERRIBLY BLOODY.

The Jurassic Period

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 16:16:03 -0500

I would've loved to have been there the moment he thought of this brilliant costume.

Molestimus Prime (A Molesticon)

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 00:43:29 -0500

It actually transforms from Chester the Molester (please note the Chuck E. Cheese shirt) to an 80's Conversion Van and back. This was later used to sit in front of houses and wait for trick or treaters to walk by.

BILLY MAYS...

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 09:57:52 -0500

HERE!

Taliban

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 12:03:58 -0500

Our buddy was recently called back to the Army after being out for 2 years, so 3 days before he started to train for another tour of Iraq we decided to throw him a Halloween going away party. He was the only one that was not dressed as a Taliban.

D*ck in a Box

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 21:51:06 -0400

It's a trick AND a treat!

Micheal Jackson Thriller

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 01:12:21 -0400

With the right scientists we can make this dream a reality one day.

Hardly Working: Drunk in Public

Mon, 10 Aug 2009 17:51:10 -0400

If you're going to be offensive, check your surroundings.

1 Cup, No Girls

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 19:20:29 -0400

This dude might as well just wear a sign that says, "I'm hanging out with guys tonight."

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Fri, 31 Oct 2008 09:54:27 -0400

His costume's use of perspective is so creative it almost cancels out the offensiveness.

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