Not sure those ivories want to be tickled after all.
Everything is sparkly and nothing hurts, because you're on so many prescription medications.
Call it good genes. Good, mutant genes.
And before they were Womb Mates? Ballsack Bros.
Clearly she is on the cutting edge of futuristic travel synergy.
"Once roaming the open streets, their numbers dwindle as they try to adapt to the modern age"-Morgan Freeman, March of the Payphones.
Getting older can really blow. You've gotta work full time, file taxes, blah blah blah, yawn. Here's to some good ol' fashioned cynicism.
That's what you get for being old, you old man!
The Knicks showed interest, until they realized it was makeup.
The only downside is never being able to change your shirt again.