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He must be celebrating his new hip.

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He's doing God's work. God's unbearable, earsplitting work.

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"I love you, you love me--but not in a weird way, I'm here for your safety."

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So that's where Buscemis come from.

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When she was your age, these rides only cost a nickel.

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Computers may one day be able to emulate human emotion, but first they'll need to learn to emulate wedding DJs.

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He was drowning in embarrassment.

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I hope this is on Netflix.