CollegeHumor: Old people Articles http://www.collegehumor.com/tag/old-people Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/6889877 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6889877/your-phone-is-watching-you Your Phone Is Watching You Mon, 13 May 2013 11:29:12 -0400 Welcome to Idiotech, the column where we shame your parents, teachers, and other old people for being dumb about technology. If you think your parents are even stupider than this, submit your story at the bottom of this page.

You Phone Is Watching You...]]> /article/6885540 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6885540/oh-right-the-colon-bracket-thingy Oh, Right, The Colon Bracket Thingy Mon, 22 Apr 2013 11:55:56 -0400 Welcome to Idiotech, the column where we shame your parents, teachers, and other old people for being dumb about technology. If you think your parents are even stupider than this, submit your story at the bottom of this page.

Oh, Right, The Colon Bracket Thingy - Image 3...]]> /article/6885534 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6885534/where-do-i-put-the-money Where Do I Put the Money? Mon, 22 Apr 2013 11:50:06 -0400 Welcome to Idiotech, the column where we shame your parents, teachers, and other old people for being dumb about technology. If you think your parents are even stupider than this, submit your story at the bottom of this page.

Where Do I Put the Money - Image 3...]]> /article/6885536 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6885536/but-why-are-the-birds-angry But Why Are the Birds Angry? Mon, 22 Apr 2013 11:53:14 -0400 Welcome to Idiotech, the column where we shame your parents, teachers, and other old people for being dumb about technology. If you think your parents are even stupider than this, submit your story at the bottom of this page.

But Why Are the Birds Angry - Image 3...]]> /article/6882084 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6882084/jesus-people-still-use-aol Jesus, People Still Use AOL? Wed, 03 Apr 2013 14:19:03 -0400 Welcome to Idiotech, the column where we shame your parents, teachers, and other old people for being dumb about technology. If you think your parents are even stupider than this, submit your story at the bottom of this page.

Idiotech: Sprint, Passwords - Image 3...]]> /article/6882800 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6882800/the-internet-is-for-cat-videos-right The Internet Is For Cat Videos, Right? Mon, 08 Apr 2013 11:09:52 -0400 Welcome to Idiotech, the column where we shame your parents, teachers, and other old people for being dumb about technology. If you think your parents are even stupider than this, submit your story at the bottom of this page.

The Internet Is For Cat Videos, Right - Image 3...]]> /article/6881825 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6881825/idiotech-prank-calls-skype-the-death-of-google-reader Idiotech: Prank Calls, Skype, & the Death of Google Reader Tue, 02 Apr 2013 17:41:02 -0400 Welcome to Idiotech, the column where we shame your parents, teachers, and other old people for being dumb about technology. If you think your parents are even stupider than this, submit your story at the bottom of this page.

Idiotech: Prank Calls, Skype, the Death of Google Reader - Image 1...]]> /article/6880333 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6880333/idiotech-black-ops-starbucks-and-that-face-thing-site Idiotech: Black Ops, Starbucks, and That Face-Thing Site Wed, 27 Mar 2013 11:17:19 -0400 Welcome back to Idiotech, the column where we shame your parents, teachers, and other old people for being dumb about technology. If you think your parents are even stupider than this, submit your story at the bottom of this page.

Idiotech: Black Ops, Starbucks, and That FaceThing Site - Image 1...]]> /article/6666361 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6666361/28-jokes-you-can-tell-your-grandparents 28 Jokes You Can Tell Your Grandparents Fri, 09 Dec 2011 05:15:31 -0500 Tame Alligator
A man walks into a bar with an alligator under his arm.
"This is the world's tamest alligator," says the man, "and I'll prove it." He then throws a tennis ball under a table, and the alligator promptly fetches it.
"Anyone else want to try?" says the man.
"Sure," says the bartender, "but please throw the ball on top of the table, as my knees are bad and I have trouble picking up objects from the floor."
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]]> /article/5380103 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5380103/14-open-statements-to-anyone-between-the-ages-of-old-and-dead 14 Open Statements To Anyone Between The Ages Of Old and Dead Fri, 31 Jul 2009 22:00:57 -0400 1. Stop giving your coat, hat, and a nickel to the first person of color you see when you enter an establishment.


2. The war ended 40 years ago and you have a plastic hip.  Stop shrieking and diving behind the couch every time I bring my half Asian girlfriend over.


3. Surrounding the happiest place on earth with your impending doom is not cool.
...]]> /article/3871232 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3871232/talking-to-your-grandma-about-the-conversion-from-analog-to-digital-broadcasting Talking to Your Grandma About the Conversion from Analog to Digital Broadcasting Tue, 27 Jan 2009 18:12:05 -0500 All grandmas have been up in a tizzy since those government TV coupon commericals with that nice man started airing, but every time they call their grandkids for an explanation, the confusion continues because they just hear what they want to hear. Simply roll your mouse over the text to reveal what your grandma hears!

The government is switching all...]]> /article/3595707 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3595707/the-seven-types-of-grandma The Seven Types of Grandma Sat, 27 Sep 2008 16:37:51 -0400 The Textbook: Kind eyes, a precise five-centimeter half-ro extended off her shriveled skull, godlike pie-making skills, and a card-carrying Wheel Watchers member, the Textbook is the grandma we've all heard of yet never actually encountered. I'll admit, some grandmas come close, but they usually have a catch, like a gambling addiction or a club foot. Still, take what you can get, as any grandmother with a proclivity for baking who isn't girdle-deep in tears for her deceased husband is something to be cherished.


...]]> /article/3481251 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3481251/real-facebook-ads-for-old-people Real Facebook ads for old people Mon, 30 Jun 2008 17:22:05 -0400 A while ago I noticed that Facebook ads had started to be tailored to me by my age. For example one ad had the headline "22 year-old gamer?". While I am a 22 year old gamer, I was getting sick of the constant ads for "BBW Girls" and gay sex so I decided to change my birthday from 1986 to 1906. The change yielded the expected results…

Note: This is not a joke, these are actual Facebook ads that came up on my profile.

...]]> /article/3446652 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3446652/how-my-friends-and-i-appear-to-my-grandpa How My Friends and I Appear to My Grandpa Wed, 04 Jun 2008 03:59:25 -0400 Steve: Hey Lucas, ready for yet another night of insolent vagrancy?


Lucas: Yeah, I can't wait to stay out past ten o'clock doing all those bad things we like to do, like wearing scary clothes and making loud noises in restaurants. Do you know what I'm not ready to do?
...]]> /article/3415241 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3415241/senior-citizen-video-games Senior Citizen Video Games Sun, 11 May 2008 19:27:24 -0400 Due to recent record profits in the video game market, many video game companies have decided to try and profit from the single largest demographic: Baby boomers. Fortunately, I was able to get a hand on some of those video games. Here's a first look:

...]]> /article/3363870 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3363870/oswald-henderson-a-life Oswald Henderson: A Life Thu, 10 Apr 2008 22:12:35 -0400
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