Tag: Old People (Page 3)

The Toothless Townie: every town has one, just usually too elusive to get on camera. Picture The Toothless Townie: every town has one, just usually too elusive to get on camera.
No one forgets to send thank you cards to Grambo. Picture No one forgets to send thank you cards to Grambo.
"Yeah, well MY newspaper stand has 3G. What does yours have?" Picture "Yeah, well MY newspaper stand has 3G. What does yours have?"
A beautiful condo actually just opened up. Click on the ad above. Picture A beautiful condo actually just opened up. Click on the ad above.
She had no money, so he just robbed her of her last remaining dignity. Picture She had no money, so he just robbed her of her last remaining dignity.
Just tap it in. Give it a little tappy tap tap taparoo. Picture Just tap it in. Give it a little tappy tap tap taparoo.
Homie McG'pa Picture Homie McG'pa
Can't stay golden forever. Picture Can't stay golden forever.
Good thing Gammy doesn't know what Yahoo Answers is or she'd be super pissed. Picture Good thing Gammy doesn't know what Yahoo Answers is or she'd be super pissed.
My grandma is so much cooler than your grandma. You don't even know bro! Picture My grandma is so much cooler than your grandma. You don't even know bro!
Optimal speed for reaching Country Kitchen Buffet in time. Picture Optimal speed for reaching Country Kitchen Buffet in time.
This one's funny Picture This one's funny
She's so hood Picture She's so hood
He couldn't take his eyes off the girl jogging by. She was 70. Picture He couldn't take his eyes off the girl jogging by. She was 70.
He caught the Germans off guard when he penetrated their lines. Picture He caught the Germans off guard when he penetrated their lines.
Yo Mama Picture Yo Mama
They'll need an "Introduction to Telephones" class if they really want people to preregister. Picture They'll need an "Introduction to Telephones" class if they really want people to preregister.
"Wait a minute, Doc. Ah... Are you telling me that I'll look pretty damn good... in 30 years?! Picture "Wait a minute, Doc. Ah... Are you telling me that I'll look pretty damn good... in 30 years?!
Seems pretty win-win for all parties involved. Picture Seems pretty win-win for all parties involved.
Sometimes it takes a child to point out the emperor has no clothes. Often that man is not an emperor. Picture Sometimes it takes a child to point out the emperor has no clothes. Often that man is not an emperor.
He may get away with it this time, but diabetes will exact its justice. Picture He may get away with it this time, but diabetes will exact its justice.
Grandma wanted to be cremated, but we had to take a wild guess about her position on cannibalism. Picture Grandma wanted to be cremated, but we had to take a wild guess about her position on cannibalism.
It's not as bad as it looks; she's also wearing a hundred nicotine patches. Picture It's not as bad as it looks; she's also wearing a hundred nicotine patches.
Don't mind me.... Picture Don't mind me....