Picture They'll need an "Introduction to Telephones" class if they really want people to preregister.
Picture "Wait a minute, Doc. Ah... Are you telling me that I'll look pretty damn good... in 30 years?!
Picture Sometimes it takes a child to point out the emperor has no clothes. Often that man is not an emperor.
Picture Grandma wanted to be cremated, but we had to take a wild guess about her position on cannibalism.