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Coffee Jerks
Coffee: Setting the women's movement back 50 years and your bowel movement up 30 minutes.
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Lifeguards Save Beach from Old Man's Balls
He was drowning in embarrassment.
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Grandma Threatens to Call Internet Police
Can't you see you're tearing this family apart? Oh, that's why you did it?
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Rainbow Sponge Spokesperson Enjoys Rainbow Sponging
No, no, mania is only a side effect of using the paint."
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Tips on Using a Toilet
"Of course back in my day, we called toilets 'Kaiser thrones.' The seats were made out of genuine bee's wax and they cost 12 hog hairs a sit."
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Haters Gonna Hate
This is what would happen if BET was bought out by ABC Family.
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Middle-Aged Men Throw Middle of Nowhere Dance Party
They're out hunting (for beats).
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Yellow Dinosaur Pedophile Hunter
"I love you, you love me--but not in a weird way, I'm here for your safety."
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Former Senator Complains About Youths and the Rap Music
It's probably safe to say he won't be watching this clip on an iPad.
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1990 Blockbuster Training Video
I hope this is on Netflix.
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Old Computer Junk Performs "Funkytown"
Computers may one day be able to emulate human emotion, but first they'll need to learn to emulate wedding DJs.
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Bombing a Hill on a Pennyfarthing
"Extreme, old chap. Extreme, I say!"
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Old Man Plays Saw for Jesus
He's doing God's work. God's unbearable, earsplitting work.
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Old Man's Body Inhabited by the Tormented Souls of Song Birds
Well that explains why he pooped on my windshield.
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Old Guy Rocks Out Sidewalk
"Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose."
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Clown Robs Cool Old Woman on the Toilet
Being afraid of clowns is silly, it's the cool old ladies on toilets you have to look out for.
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Human Xylophone
"About five years ago, I was in my backyard, entertaining a friend with my hands..."
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Old Man Only One Having Fun at Party
He must be celebrating his new hip.
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Old Man Only One Having Fun at the Party
Well, he has to do something to pay for that new hip.


