Coffee Jerks video Coffee Jerks

Coffee: Setting the women's movement back 50 years and your bowel movement up 30 minutes.

| 17 comments | September 09, 2011
Lifeguards Save Beach from Old Man's Balls video Lifeguards Save Beach from Old Man's Balls

He was drowning in embarrassment.

| 14 comments | August 19, 2011
Grandma Threatens to Call Internet Police video Grandma Threatens to Call Internet Police

Can't you see you're tearing this family apart? Oh, that's why you did it?

| 19 comments | August 05, 2011
Rainbow Sponge Spokesperson Enjoys Rainbow Sponging video Rainbow Sponge Spokesperson Enjoys Rainbow Sponging

No, no, mania is only a side effect of using the paint."

| 17 comments | July 22, 2011
Tips on Using a Toilet video Tips on Using a Toilet

"Of course back in my day, we called toilets 'Kaiser thrones.' The seats were made out of genuine bee's wax and they cost 12 hog hairs a sit."

| 29 comments | May 26, 2011
Haters Gonna Hate video Haters Gonna Hate

This is what would happen if BET was bought out by ABC Family.

| 11 comments | May 23, 2011
Middle-Aged Men Throw Middle of Nowhere Dance Party video Middle-Aged Men Throw Middle of Nowhere Dance Party

They're out hunting (for beats).

| 17 comments | May 01, 2011
Yellow Dinosaur Pedophile Hunter video Yellow Dinosaur Pedophile Hunter

"I love you, you love me--but not in a weird way, I'm here for your safety."

| 27 comments | April 07, 2011
Former Senator Complains About Youths and the Rap Music video Former Senator Complains About Youths and the Rap Music

It's probably safe to say he won't be watching this clip on an iPad.

| 22 comments | March 08, 2011
1990 Blockbuster Training Video video 1990 Blockbuster Training Video

I hope this is on Netflix.

| 32 comments | March 04, 2011
Old Computer Junk Performs "Funkytown" video Old Computer Junk Performs "Funkytown"

Computers may one day be able to emulate human emotion, but first they'll need to learn to emulate wedding DJs.

| 8 comments | February 17, 2011
Bombing a Hill on a Pennyfarthing video Bombing a Hill on a Pennyfarthing

"Extreme, old chap. Extreme, I say!"

| 13 comments | February 08, 2011
Old Man Plays Saw for Jesus video Old Man Plays Saw for Jesus

He's doing God's work. God's unbearable, earsplitting work.

| 19 comments | January 20, 2011
Old Man's Body Inhabited by the Tormented Souls of Song Birds video Old Man's Body Inhabited by the Tormented Souls of Song Birds

Well that explains why he pooped on my windshield.

| 10 comments | January 15, 2011
Old Guy Rocks Out Sidewalk video Old Guy Rocks Out Sidewalk

"Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose."

| 45 comments | November 18, 2010
Clown Robs Cool Old Woman on the Toilet video Clown Robs Cool Old Woman on the Toilet

Being afraid of clowns is silly, it's the cool old ladies on toilets you have to look out for.

| 23 comments | November 17, 2010
Human Xylophone video Human Xylophone

"About five years ago, I was in my backyard, entertaining a friend with my hands..."

| 25 comments | July 30, 2010
Old Man Only One Having Fun at Party video Old Man Only One Having Fun at Party

He must be celebrating his new hip.

| 26 comments | July 22, 2010
Old Man Only One Having Fun at the Party video Old Man Only One Having Fun at the Party

Well, he has to do something to pay for that new hip.

| 0 comments | July 22, 2010