CollegeHumor: Old people

Rebellious Grannies Motorcycle Club

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 15:36:13 -0500

They go around from town to town hassling grandsons who don't send thank you cards.

Old Fashioned Phone Couple

Mon, 23 Jan 2012 17:50:55 -0500

They'd ask their grandchildren how to wear iPhones as hats, but they died ten years ago.

Grandpa Excited About Sick Bass

Tue, 17 Jan 2012 23:44:23 -0500

Back in his day, if he wanted that much bass he'd have to invent subwoofers capable of producing it.

Homemade Jam Tastes Like Grandma

Wed, 11 Jan 2012 13:46:20 -0500

How would he even know? She's been missing since right before they entered the spread business.

Grandma Strolls Around With Gimp

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 11:43:32 -0500

It's the only way to teach her grandson manners.

Old People Get Down

Fri, 06 Jan 2012 15:40:59 -0500

Don't worry, his knees are made of plastic.

Kid and Grandma Dance to "Rack City"

Thu, 05 Jan 2012 15:15:33 -0500

She lived in Rack City way before it became an "urban" neighborhood.

28 Jokes You Can Tell Your Grandparents

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 05:15:31 -0500

Tame Alligator
A man walks into a bar with an alligator under his arm.
“This is the world’s tamest alligator,” says the man, “and I’ll prove it.” He then throws a tennis ball under a table, and the alligator promptly fetches it.
“Anyone else want to try?” says the man.
“Sure,” says the bartender, “but please throw the ball on top of the table, as my knees are bad and I have trouble picking up objects from the floor.”
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Track Grandma Down With GPS Shoes

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 13:34:39 -0500

Yep, still in the nursing home right where we left her.

Grandpa Shufflin'

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 13:43:31 -0500

Together they form an all shuffling dance group, LMFAOld.

Granddaughter Rocks Duck Face

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 11:30:22 -0500

Grandma tried to do the duck face too, but decided to save that energy to write her granddaughter out of her will.

Honest Old Lady

Mon, 28 Nov 2011 14:20:13 -0500

She's just flushing her golden years down the toilet.

82-Year-Old Tries Pop Rocks for the First Time

Wed, 23 Nov 2011 12:53:07 -0500

Next up on the world's easiest bucket list: take a nap.

Grandma Reads Skateboarding Magazine

Mon, 21 Nov 2011 12:22:55 -0500

Thrasher prints some really great holiday recipes that the entire family enjoys.

Grandma Plays Cally of Duty

Fri, 18 Nov 2011 13:21:47 -0500

She hasn't put the controller down since grandpa couldn't re-spawn.

Grandpa's Video Will

Thu, 27 Oct 2011 17:51:07 -0400

Coincidentally, he died trying to figure out how to turn the camera off.

Old Man Skateboard Fail

Tue, 25 Oct 2011 12:23:48 -0400

That'll be his third hip replacement this month.

Old Man Buys Dirty Magazine

Mon, 17 Oct 2011 16:46:47 -0400

"They're not mine, I swear! I'm just holding them for my grandson."

Naked Bike Rider

Mon, 17 Oct 2011 13:50:33 -0400

He's got a miniature helmet for the other head.

Old Man Shovels Snow With Walker Plow

Wed, 12 Oct 2011 15:48:15 -0400

It's working slightly better than when he used it to mow the lawn.