Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Take THAT, American hero!
"Sometimes I just feel like I could swim too, ya know? Like... if only I could breath under water!"
There's only one way to truly start the morning. Wake and bake baby, wake and bake.
Curling outranks pong as the number one sport at the University of Dayton. Props on the Swifter.
Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh
"Feel the rhythm! Feel the rhyme! Get on up, its bobsled time!" Usain Bolt, 2010
Most disabled Asians can actually maneuver this by rolling the chair into a perfect handstand, then a leftward cartwheel to get through the entrance.
I didn't know Middle School Bullying was an Olympic sport!
Other countries take nationalism a little too literal
U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
Isn't it awkward when you trip over a blind crotch's cane?
Chicks dig gold medals
Olympic Spoiler Alerts
It wasn't easy getting Michael Phelps from Beijing back to his tank at SeaWorld
You can pick your audience and you can pick your nose, but you shouldn't pick your audience's noses.
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