CollegeHumor: Olympics

The Longest Game in Big East History and an Escaped Condor

Thu, 14 Feb 2013 12:59:09 -0500

Notre Dame And Louisville Played A 5-OT Game

The game, essentially the length of two full length games, was the longest regular season clash in Big East history. Notre Dame ended up getting the best of Louisville, winning 105-101. Unfortunately, the Catholic university's number one supporter wasn't around to see the end of the game, as Pope Benedict XVI gave up halfway through the third overtime.

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Twidiots: Wrestling Is Super Gay

Tue, 12 Feb 2013 15:04:01 -0500

In "Twidiots", we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter's millions of users.

On Tuesday, the International Olympic Committee elected to drop Freestyle and Greco-Roman wrestling from the Summer Olympic Games starting in 2020. The ever-tolerant Twitterverse reacted calmly and respectfully of course, bidding the sport a kind, empathetic adieu.

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Lord of the Rings Olympics

Wed, 06 Feb 2013 13:07:06 -0500

Watch those little feetses.

Zombie Olympics

Sun, 09 Sep 2012 11:11:23 -0400

Just like the zombies themselves, this comedic trope and sporting event has risen from the dead.

Olympians Need Jobs

Mon, 27 Aug 2012 10:16:59 -0400

They've got the gold, now they want the green.

Brazilian Olympian has Clearly Labeled Bra and Pants

Tue, 21 Aug 2012 11:22:11 -0400

Just in case there's any confusion.

Estonia Welcomes Back Olympic Hero with "We Are the Champions"

Sat, 18 Aug 2012 19:19:49 -0400

Well, now they are.

Things I’m Probably Better at Than Ryan Lochte

Thu, 16 Aug 2012 17:18:41 -0400

Everyone's talking about this Ryan Lochte guy. Full disclosure: I have zero idea who this clown is, but he doesn't sound so great to me. Why, here are some random activities I can probably school him in lol! ;-)

Making the perfect grilled cheese sandwich

Most card games

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Lifting All the Groceries at Once

Wed, 15 Aug 2012 12:40:53 -0400

Can't... make... two... trips.

The Incredible Steam-Powered Sprinter

Wed, 15 Aug 2012 11:41:52 -0400

Whistle while you compete at the highest level.

20 Things Thought During the Olympics

Tue, 14 Aug 2012 23:44:18 -0400

The Olympics just wrapped up, apparently, and to help get over the athletic hangover here are some things the entire world thought while watching superior humans compete against one another:

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Judge Has Face Buried in Wrestler's Ass

Mon, 13 Aug 2012 12:39:13 -0400

Smells like victory.

Every Flag Wrong Except for USA

Mon, 13 Aug 2012 12:32:26 -0400

There's nothing quite like German maple syrup.

Olympic Shark Chase

Tue, 07 Aug 2012 18:42:22 -0400

If that doesn't motivate you to swim faster, I don't know what will.

Olympic Depression Medication

Sun, 12 Aug 2012 09:43:33 -0400

Now that it's over, here are some "gold medals" you can swallow.

Olympic Commentators are Dicks

Tue, 04 Dec 2012 14:14:45 -0500

Watching the Olympics

Mon, 06 Aug 2012 16:33:00 -0400

I don't know how sports work.

Gymnast Footage Paired with Ying Yang Twins Lyrics

Mon, 06 Aug 2012 16:01:22 -0400

I don't remember this Olympic event.

Grumpy Prince Harry

Mon, 06 Aug 2012 15:36:27 -0400

Poor little monarch.

Ollie Williams, Sports Reporter

Mon, 06 Aug 2012 15:14:57 -0400

Thanks, Ollie.